Jake and Reese in a sexshop??

"Joyless harridan Reese Witherspoon and her Bubble Boy beau Jake Gyllenhaal are getting a headstart on the Zack and Miri Make a Porno hype by doing their own version: Reese and Jake Go to the Dildo Store. These two paragons of chastity allegedly visited a sex shop while recently in London. Star mag lets us in on it:

Just 24 hours after Reese Witherspoon arrived in London to visit Jake Gyllenhaal, she coaxed him into a sex toys and underwear emporium for a private strip show.

While shopping in a Myla boutique on the West End, Reese beckoned her beau into the changing rooms, where she surprised him with a private strip show. [...]

"Clearly, that purple set did it for him", clerk Vanessa Brown tells Star. "Reese has a really fit body. She looks fantastic. She's petite... but I'm not telling her bra size!"

On the way out of the store, the lovebirds stopped, giggling at a display of sex toys". Source: www.celebnewswire.com

I'm not telling her bra size? I think it shouldn't be too hard to guess for an experienced lingerie boutique clerk, and moreso if Reese was just in front of her... and Jake, a parangon of chastity, since when? and why are some bloggers doing such mockering of this couple?, I didn't know that you had to be into sado-maso to be hip now!Source URL: https://americanendeavor.blogspot.com/2008/10/jake-and-reese-in-sexshop.html
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