Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Hello God, It's Me, Viktor Tremaine Kerney


    Okay God, we need to have a chat about your peeps. They are taking their hate-o-thon too seriously and becoming more silly than ever.

    So if you are real, then please tell your 'followers' to:
    • Stop saying that you hate us.
    • Quit using you as a scare tactic.
    • Move away from protecting marriage.
    • Stop acting as your voice, I hope you can speak for yourself.
    • Re-read the Bible.
    • Stop tithing... I mean, what does that really pay for?
    • Not ignore the other sins.
    • Telling people they're going to Hell.
    • Let you have a say in social matters.
    Your followers are getting out of hand, if you are the All Mighty, then get this ship back on track. Your message is about love, so tell them that, they're not acting in your best interest.

    Okay, I'm done. But please, save your people.

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